Backpack contents:
wad of cash
combat knife
hippie pillow
ukulele
neuroscience textbook
suspenders
mp3 player loaded with 2pac
socks
Mission: survive 21 days without paying for accommodation and floating objectively though Japan's Westerlillies, bum-style.
I left the comfort of the red-light district, hopped a midnight bus and woke up listening to the rose that rose from concrete singing about 'my ambishunz az a ridah'. In the old Western capital, Kyoto, my first two days were spent washing myself in the river of history that flows from the countless temples, manors, pavilions, pagodas and shrines. It was a history overload that was nicely complemented with my nights spent in a riverside rain shelter. Kyoto has a modern center that vibes and flows like any of Tokyo's busiest streets but maintains many islands of classical culture; a perfect archetype of the overarching theme of contrasts that is developing in my conception of the Japanese way of life. However thick the culture, I was really itching for something less mainline after two nights.
The wanderer's route took me into the rugged stone forest prefecture of Wakayama. Down, down along the coast, I made calm beaches my home and mountain tops filled my days.
Sometime in the next few days I am picked up by a pleasant millionaire sweatshop owner and introduced to his lonely wife. We drank aphrodisiastic (and as tastes go, un-fantastic) poisonous viper liquor. We ate whole fish, drank whole bottles, laughed with our guts, inhaled the air like a hallucinogenic smoke and sang and danced to the hentai beat of twisted Japanese desire.
Pried out of the doldrums of solitude by this crazy couple, I moved towards a neon bordello, dreaming of the Osaka sun. I spent a few days bumming around a popular beach, playing my ukulele in a sideshow of a love-hunt. It wasn't long until I had a wingman pick me up as an asset. Together we swept the beaches, me with my ukulele and him with...well, the ability to speak Japanese. It was too easy; we nightly escorted piles of bikini's to evenings of beer filled restaurants. We were dynamite-fishermen in teaming seas.
Too much sun drove me into the dark caves of metropolitan all-nighters warmed by litres of souchu and sake. The bizarre and dark heart of 3am Japan is rich and thick like the sweating of blood; I was swept up like a cell through an unbearably powerful artery of hedonism. Dingy, hole-in-the-wall freak shows. Moonlight sake fountains. Sleepless skateboard hooligans. Raunchy bums. Passed out business men. The search for a quiet corner to sleep. Osaka's finest.
The local train back to Tokyo with work on the other end...it was justly drawn out. 12 hours of scenery from mountain passes to vibrant rice fields to the monster of Fuji and finally the familiar buzz of the Tokyo commute; time to get to work.